Oh my Lawdd Jeezus

Kinja'd!!! "ACESandEIGHTS" (acesandeights)
10/18/2014 at 19:22 • Filed to: HAL9000

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Picked up my car from the shop just now and dis what I see??!?!


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > ACESandEIGHTS
10/18/2014 at 19:25

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YOU'RE JEOPARDIZING THE MISSION


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Brian Silvestro
10/18/2014 at 19:31

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Is this the part of the movie where the monster pops out and the car refuses to start?


Kinja'd!!! McMike > ACESandEIGHTS
10/18/2014 at 19:36

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While that's neat, he dropped it off with 90,250 miles on it.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > PS9
10/18/2014 at 19:40

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I've only read the book, I haven't seen the movie.

So to answer your question, yeah.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > ACESandEIGHTS
10/18/2014 at 19:41

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Error: Failed to car.


Kinja'd!!! Woke Up In A New SRT > ACESandEIGHTS
10/18/2014 at 19:44

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The answer to life, the universe, and everything.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Brian Silvestro
10/18/2014 at 19:54

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Hope they finally explain where cars come from in this movie. Ive been waiting 20 freakin' years for an explanation. Nothing so far beyond telling us they come from these 'engineers', but I hope the explanation is more detailed than that.

WAIT...who wrote the book? *Google's Book title, David Lindelof's name pops up*

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FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > PS9
10/18/2014 at 20:06

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MIND = BLOWN


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > ACESandEIGHTS
10/18/2014 at 20:34

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And your next clue, with 00101010 to ASCII being:

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > ACESandEIGHTS
10/18/2014 at 20:52

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Here, take this with you.

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If you're confused, look up what "101010" is in binary.


Kinja'd!!! 7:07 > ACESandEIGHTS
10/18/2014 at 21:57

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tin tin tin


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ACESandEIGHTS
10/18/2014 at 22:55

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At least they didn't take it for a joyride, realize the odometer gave them away, then jack it up, put it in reverse, and put a brick on the pedal, thus propelling the car straight through a glass wall into a ravine.


Kinja'd!!! orcim > ACESandEIGHTS
10/19/2014 at 02:28

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I hate computers in cars. My tranny has one. My engine has one. Even the fucking body has a sub-cortex fuse box level logic-ness to it. if (this) then (that & the other thing) allow starter (but only if specific dealie). And no way to find out what they are "thinking" except to eliminate everything else.

Crap. I'm going back to school. Wanna hack new cars. Want libraries, toolboxes, languages and diagnostics for DWIM NWIS (do what I mean not what I say.)


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > PatBateman
10/19/2014 at 09:12

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Maybe this has a Hitchhikers connection? Don't panic, I'll look it up later.


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > PS9
10/19/2014 at 09:18

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This is the most cryptic response to any post ever. 11/10. Congratulations, you've achieved the impossible.


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > orcim
10/19/2014 at 09:20

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YOU hate computers in cars? I just paid $900 to replace this one and it came back to me with this Christine-like odometer. Rat bastards.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > ACESandEIGHTS
10/19/2014 at 09:37

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Yes, it is. 101010 is binary for 42. 42 is the answer to the universe.


Kinja'd!!! orcim > ACESandEIGHTS
10/19/2014 at 17:16

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I know. There's the "why did you have to complicate it so much" design question. But there's also the "why don't you give us access to these things, or at least make them customizable for anyone with a little knowledge about tech".

The latter is them saying, we know best, you're too stupid, you'll mess it up, etc. Hey - they put factory reset buttons on other gear so the mess it up thing doesn't count. Computers aren't exactly unknown in the universe so the inappropriate tech question is out. And they know best? Empirical evidence states otherwise.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > PatBateman
10/22/2014 at 17:48

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So long and thanks for all the fish